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020 - The Obligatory Light Bulb Jokes Q:
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? Q:
How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb? Q:
How many WordPerfect support technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many Microsoft Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many software testers does it take to change a light bulb? Q:
How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Q:
How long does it take a DEC repairman to change a light bulb? Q:
How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb? Q:
How many Apple Newtons does it take to change a light bulb? Q:
How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
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